Grand final week Cobras' Match Report

During this week there was a disbursement of Cobra personnel on a scale not seen since Johnny Rico, Carmen Ibanez and Carl Jenkins all joined different elements of the Federation armed forces. But just like the wolf pack these best friends will never be parted for long. While they have been spread throughout the world on various endeavors the nameless men of the BPL have been launching splintering attacks however some of the nameless men were reminded that individually despite all their rage they were still just a rat in a cage. Of the nameless men of the BPL Ads is the one who first comes to minds as having attempting to keep the Cobras down by reclassifying people who all their life had dreamed of winning a rookie of the year award. Who then in their first season they were reclassified to not be eligible to achieve this lifelong dream, the last time this kind of heartbreak was felt was when the mice discovered that there were in fact cats in America. However during this week in a surprise release some of the nameless men (In this case the nameless men were our favorite corrupt city official Stef and the brothers Behrendorff) also leaked the new power ranking which are as follow. In 7th the only team to feel defeat this week the Buggers, 6th place was locked away by Dojo with a disappointing end to their season, 5th place belongs to Heroes who continued to drift, 4th was Blitz who now have yellow tops I think they were getting ahead of the 30k news and good work on celebrating Kobe’s achievement boys, 3rd place saw a late season rocketing up standings by UQ lead by B”MVP”W, 2nd place belongs to our out of town friends Shamtown and finally taking their rightful place at number one place having won the last two points they played in a semi the undeniable Cobras (And the crowd goes wild because everyone loves those guys). Cobras didn’t play.