Hi all, apologies for the delay. Match Reports and results below, Table updated on the right.
Slamtown beat Heroes (15-12), Blitz 1 beat Blitz 2 (10-9), Bugs beat UQ Lovers (15-8), and Dojo and Cobras... (read the damn match report below!).
Heroes - Seb
Heroes were left to play savage due to 6 players having
Easter commitments. This may have actually helped us, with the 7 players able
to get into the game better. We were down by a couple and then up by a couple,
taking half 8-7. After half, Slamtown went on a run of 3 or 4 and we were
unable to catch them from there. End result Slamtown 15 - Heroes 12. Very
enjoyable game and well done to Kalin, Dan and Rob who generated most of the
big plays for the Slammers.
Slamtown - Mayor
Slamtown were undermanned, and
Gref showed up late, Heroes were undermanned and Strelan showed up late.
Slam went up, Heroes fought back. Heroes
took half 8-7. Slam had more legs, tidied up late in the game to stretch
away for the win.
Good game, good spirit... Chris Brown was in
particular fine form for the Heroes.
Troy Booth did something creepy in the not far distance.
Blitz 1 - Timocles
The
much anticipated showdown between B1 and B2 had been talked about for weeks.
B2, a bunch of new faces led by turnover machine Chris 'The Mulletted Muppet'
Cunliffe, were vying for the win against their more experienced counterparts
B1; a mix of washed up old people and a few guys who've been around the block a
couple times. The rules of combat were simple; winner takes all (although we
didn't have much to take) and layout D's mean promotion and relegation for the
involved Blitzers.
The
first point saw B1 pulling. A sneaky zone saw a mid-field turnover and B1 with
the disc. A few quick passes and it was pretty quickly realised by B1 that B2
had their hustle on; turnover. B2 regained possession and quickly nailed in a
score. B2 were up over B1. After a few dumbfounded blinks, B1 regained
composure to take half 8-4. A mixture of funky junk and odd forces were used to
take advantage of some greenness. After half, it seemed that age made B1 a bit
more weary than B2, with a commendable comeback to see the final score 10 - 9
to B1.
Credit
to B2 for fighting back so hard, even with Cunliffe trying to
scoober-into-the-stack your game away. Amongst a great show of athleticism, a
lot of raw talent is surfacing which will see some very strong Blitz teams in
the future.
Blitz 2 - Cunliffe
Well the first Blitz derby didn't disappoint. I'd been
geeing up B2 since last week and there had been a lot of smack talk throw on
the Blitz Facebook page. And I tell you what B2 came within a bee's appendage
of pulling off a massive upset.
So things were looking positive for B2 at the start of
the evening with a couple of no shows leaving B1 with only 7 players and B2 in
the mood to run hard and get blocks.
B2 started on offence though the first point was a little
shaky and included our first turn of the night, but we managed to show a bit of
defensive hustle and got it back and eventually jammed it in to take the lead 1
to nil.
The lead was short lived, and a comedy of simple errors
saw us down 7 v
1 before B2 got back on a roll and went into half 8 v 4.
B1 came out on offence at the start of the second half
but B2 came out of the break with renewed confidence that if we could do the
simple things right (ie not drop the frisbee and keep up the defensive hustle)
we were every chance of winning the game with B1 running savage in what was a
hard running game and it wasn't long before B2 was back on its roll quickly
hauling in B1's impressive lead.
But it was too little too late. B2 ultimately ran short
on time and we went down to big brother 10 v 9, but I like to think it wasn't
before winning their respect.
In the end it was a great game, the B2 boys loved the
challenge and were thoroughly spurred on by the prospects of if they got a
layout block on their B1 counterpart they'd take their place in the B1 side the
following week. And of course this just sets the stage for another cracker
Blitz derby later in the season.
Dojo - ads
Unfortunately for the viewers at home, Sensei has refused all calls from his publisher's office to continue to write on the blog, muttering something about quality over quantity, and has taken himself off to the rich person's equivalent of a cabin in the woods (read: cars and golf). So expect more on those topics when he returns.
The game - holy snappers I can't remember feeling that rubbish, and I looked around at Dojo and they all looked the same - Cobras absolutely smashed us in the first half, ending at 8-1. They were blading/scoobering/running like crazy people, and we couldn't keep up on D. On O we seemed to think we were Samurai Gods, and mere Snakes could not stop us from scoring like towering giants (read: we hucked too much)...all resulting in drops.
A timeout or two in the first half, and another non-ultimate story from Sensei, and we came back in the second with spectacular results. A sweet throw here or there, but we scored continually from hard running offense, and a super tight zone on D that generated enough pressure to force some drops and turns. All of a sudden the blading/scoobering wasn't working for Cobras, and we stopped giving the disc over. We leveled it up and then were ahead at some point, and then.....
End result - a draw. 13 all. awesome game.
I can understand where Sensei is coming from as it is hard to get these in on time. I mean there was football on over the weekend that wasn’t going to watch itself. On that topic did anyone catch the Geelong v Hawthorn game? How good was it?
ReplyDeleteWell enough about that and onto the match report.
Actually seriously guys just a few more moments on the Geelong v Hawthorn game it was so amazing. If you missed it do yourself a favour track down someone who has pay tv with the iq service and get them to bring it up on demand. Travis Varcoe you are a superstar. But seriously back on topic now.
Cobras – Troy
The other day the two Dans were out for a walk. They came across a girl who after noticing their accents commented “Are you two twins? Like you both have the same accent and I think you look the same.”
They said “No we are totally different people.”
The girl a touch surprised by the eveness of their response then asked “What do you both do?”
In unison the Dans stated “I’m a med student.”
She at this stage she laughed and said well “I couldn’t figure out which one of you I rate higher so I’m going to have to not choose and leave you guys.”
The Dans talked about this and they determined that they didn’t feel one way or the other about it and it was time to go to the pub. “Which pub?” Dan 1 asked.
“I don’t mind they are much of a muchness, the closest one I guess.” Dan 2 replied.
“They’re the distance from here bud.” A frustrated Dan replied, “Same as they were last time.”
“Ok the one in that direction” Dan 2 said pointing, “Just wait until I’ve tied my shoelace”
Seriously though guys you need to watch the game from the weekend it was amazing. Sorry last time I promise.
Upon reaching the pub it there were a couple of beers had and then Dan 1 returned with a round and about half way through Dan 2 asked what it was?
Dan 1 explained “It’s half larger and half Guinness, otherwise known as a Half and Half, want to get another one?”
“I am six of one, half a dozen of another here mate.” Dan 2 responded.
Some time passed and Dan 1 realised he hadn’t seen Dan 2 in a while he went searching and when he finally found him he was at the at the pokies with a grin on his face “What are you so happy about?
“We just came out square for the day, I won the money that we have spent.” Dan 2 proudly stated.
At this point they retired for the day with nothing lost and nothing gained.
Sitting at home Dan 1 thought to himself "It would have been nice to have had a result today, even if that meant Dan 2 hadn't won our money back."
Cobras had a draw.