BPL week off

Cobras - The Brian the B!*$ch and the Floordrobe

A couple of weeks back the Cobras were getting ready to play in a normal way and Dan 2 asked Reece where his correct top was.  Simply the right colour isn't always enough.  Reece said "It's at the clean end of the not clean but not dirty yet pile."
"What do you mean?" Dan 2 asked.
Reece looked at Dan 2 and said "Just look at the Floordrobe, it'll make sense."
When he didn't reappear the remaining Cobras decided that it was time to go investigate what was taking so long, we found no evidence of him.  We started looking under the clothes in case he was hiding and we found ourselves no longer in Brisbane.  Where were we, at first we couldn't tell but then we realised we were in Bendigo, for those who haven't had the pleasure it is basically like Narnia from those books, except dreams die there instead of coming true.  We knew that we needed to find Dan 2 before he became a local, so we set off towards the center of town where we thought we may find someone who could help us.  When we arrive the only rumours we heard about a new comer to town we about a Brian character, we kept telling people that no we were looking for Dan 2 and since we had Dan 1 with us the comparisons and examples of who Dan 2 was were easy to make.  We started to finally get people to say yes I've seen him but then the talk of the B!*$ch started to occur and the advice we got then was to make ourselves scarce.  We talked it through and decided that we're the Cobras how bad could she be?  Yep won't make that mistake again, she was just a terrible person, we were stuck talking to her as she promised to help us locate Dan 2 she said all the clues we needed were in the this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBIjjQNvcY4) but you needed to pay attention all the way through or it doesn't make sense.  She left that that bit out and we had to watch it twice.  When we turned around Dan 1 had actually been turned to stone or at least his heart.  This was surprising as his haircut was still looking good and he had been seen throwing forward.  We ran before things got worse and started hearing about this Brian guy again, the final time we heard about it was a small green man who said "Investigate these rumours you should, if your friend you wish to find."
Turns out to be the best advice I've ever received from someone who needed a shower so much.  We looked until we were ready to give up and then we heard the name Brian being yelled over and over in a voice we all recogniesed as that of the B!*$ch.  We rushed as she sounded a little angry but when we got there we were very dissapointed in Dan 2.  So dissapointed in fact that Dan 1 insisted he not be a Dan any more and his only excuse was that she called him Brian, she was just so annoying.  We sure as hell weren't going to follow in her steps which only left one option to revert him back to his old name of 'Moon Moon' this is what he did to earn that.  http://imgur.com/gallery/aYCs8


UQ - BW

I'm still the MVP!


Blitz 1 & 2 - Chris

Why do you still ask me to do these Troy.


Slamtown - Stef

I agree with Chris, this used to be funny please stop it!


Dojo - Sensei

My keys work again.  The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.


Buggs - Jangles

I have litle to no time for this but what I can say is the week of was good for the Buggs.  We have let our injuries recover slightly and are looking good for the back half of the season.


Heroes - Seb

Another week and another episode of New Girl for the Heroes, I know that it isn't on TV at the moment but we tracked it down through methods which I assure you are legal and it was totally worth it.  See you all at league folks.